The only thing that could have made it worse was if he had suddenly stopped and sagged his pants halfway down his ass so his underwear would hang out.
I can only imagine what was going through his head....
'She's looking at me. She definitely wants me. Take a look at what you can't have baby. Oh yeah that's right I'll even walk slow because I'm that hot. I wish I had worn my saggy ass pants. Yeah she wishes she could get f*cked by me.'
What was going through my head?
'Dammit there's a guy walking through the exit I hope he doesn't take all day. What the hell was that eyebrow? Cocky ass motherf*cker. Oh my God is he really walking slower? Is he trying to look cool doing that dumb crip walk? He looks like a freaking douche while he walks like that. Does he not know it is Friday and I just want to get out of here? Wow, I can't wait to text DinoMommy about this idiot. He's lucky I don't turn him into a douche pancake.'
I've missed you all! I've been on a hiatus from blogging. I decided to just take the month of January off. What did I do? NOTHING. And it was fantastic.